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Now let's see what Miramax cut out-25 minutes? Crap.Shaolin Soccer is the story of an ex soccer player who met a tragic demise and a former student of Shaolin Kung Fu. But on fun? That's right, it gets a million billion stars. I'd say this movie deserves 4 1/2 stars out of five based on technical merits, etc. The visuals are fantastic, the characterization competent (even if you probably have seen the archetypes before), and it's a lot of fun, whether it's the parody of a war movie (which my friend called scant instants before it happened) or the somewhat unusual tribute to Bruce Lee (hint: it's all in the sunglasses). Sure, there are a few instances of cheap humor, but you've got to expect this. This rag-tag band is quite endearing and it works so well. It's an odd little band, stretching from barely-post adolescent to nearly retirement age. You've got a variety of misfits-the spunky young'n with the steel leg, the obese convenience store clerk who can nearly fly, the plutocratic salary man who uses a style reminiscent of Flying Chimpanzee's Cotton Belly in Wing Chun. Some Shaolin-trained, but for the most part poor and unhappy men get organized in a soccer team with a coach who was crippled in a soccer riot after losing the big game twenty years ago.

Shaolin Soccer is a harmless movie, the type that mentions the normal morals you might find in a children's movie (work in teams, don't let success go to your head, cheating is bad, etc.), without preaching them. Throughout the nearly two hour running time of this movie, the room was a glow with merriment, excitement, and remarks of 'Holy crap, that is the coolest thing ever!' Indeed, for this movie is filled with amazing visuals, fantastic fun, and all around goodness.

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